For a while now, you’ve probably noticed the little hints about our Ministry, like the edict from the Department of Homeland Security stating that anyone who supports false narratives or encourages distrust in government institutions is a domestic terrorist. That’s all great, but how do you know the difference between true and false?
That’s where we at the Ministry of Truthiness come in. Now that we’re official, we can finally tell you what our real mission is. We are the final arbiters of truth. It doesn’t matter if that truth isn’t supported by evidence. All you have to know is that if we say it, it must be true.
We’re sure this must come as a great relief to all of you. No longer do you have to employ critical thinking or do your own research. That’s such hard work for so little reward! Give your struggling brain a vacation and let us do to thinking for it. Why not start today? You’ll be glad you did!
And stay tuned for some truthy truthful nuggets of truthiness, coming your way very soon!
Exciting Update: We’ve created a list of web sites to avoid, to protect you from misinformation that might contradict our propaganda. We’ve also created a list of dangerous books that you should avoid or, preferably, burn.