We know that the people who inflicted the scamdemic on us will never be called to account or be asked to make amends for their crimes. Even Fauci (I hesitate to call him a “doctor”), despite being the moral equivalent of Joseph Mengele, will never have to pay; in fact, he’s already raking in Clinton-esque piles of money for speaking engagements.
Because I’m a Bad Person, I like to fantasize about punishing these criminals, and Fauci in particular. But treating him like Old Yeller wouldn’t be safe or effective. So instead, I like to imagine sentencing Fauci to being treated in the ways that he recommended that we peons be treated during the scamdemic. Here are some of the requirements of his sentencing, as they appear in my Very Bad Fantasy:
Fauci must stay locked down in his own own home at all times. We’ll lie to him about how it’s only going to be for two weeks, then we’ll keep extending the lockdown each time it’s about to expire.
Require him to do anti-social distancing (6 feet safe!) from all people (including his wife, the medical ethics expert) at all times. Yes, even in bed; no nookie for the naughty man. He’ll need to wear a proximity sensor bracelet to enforce this rule.
Require him to wear two masks at all times.
Require him to take all of the dozens of vaccines on the CDC’s vaccination schedule for children from birth to 18. After all, if the jabs are safe and effective for kids with immature immune systems, they should be even safer and more effective for Fauci.
Require him to wash his hands 20 times a day, and sanitize them whenever he touches an object that is brought in from outside, like mail or DoorDash deliveries. That’s right — because of the lockdown, Fauci will have to order all of his food online.
If we decide to be lenient and let Fauci out at Christmas to see other people, he’ll only be allowed to attend gatherings of no more than two households.
Censor any tweets or posts or articles that Fauci writes online, because he’s a proven super-spreader of misinformation.
If Fauci should happen to catch Covid (again!), he should be put on a ventilator immediately, and be forced to take Remdesivir. No Ivermectin allowed! If his case should develop into pneumonia, he should not be allowed to take antibiotics, just like all those people who died in hospitals from the criminally negligent Covid protocols.
That doesn’t sound too bad, does it? It’s kinder and gentler than the Old Yeller solution, and it will allow Fauci to sympathize in a deep way with those who followed his advice and recommendations so religiously.
And require him to have a swab stick stuck far up his nose every hour, for the rest of eternity!
And pretend he’s in the boonies where the only tv station is Hallmark, the only radio station plays Country Christmas.